5 Dick Pic Rules

If you really send a girl a photo of a penis, then do it according to all the rules of modern etiquette.

Humanity does not stand still: first it invented the wheel, then the locomotive, and then the dick pics. But the rules for the competent handling of inventions appear, as a rule, a little later than the inventions themselves, after several thousand people have suffered in the process of creating these rules.

But, fortunately, mankind is gradually mastering the competent handling of dick pics. After all, sending dick pics is, in essence, a good thing, and sometimes even a good one. If you follow these five simple rules.

Always Ask If A Girl Wants To Get A Dick Pic

Of course, if you've been dating for a couple of years now, you can send her a dick at almost any moment of the day or night. (But preferably not during a quarrel - this can only provoke her, and in a bad sense of the word). In all other cases, you should be interested in whether the girl is in the mood at the moment to contemplate the intimate parts of your being.

And, of course, never - you hear, never! - do not send a dick pic to a stranger. Even if you think it will stir up the conversation on the dating site. Not!

For the sake of fairness, let's say: in one out of a thousand cases, such a call can work. But before that, you will be simultaneously blocked 999 times, added to the blacklist, and then they will also share your profile in a closed girl group so that others can immediately swipe you to the left.

Provide The Prelude To The Dick Pic

If you get permission to send a dick, tease the girl. You do not need to immediately send her a close-up of the penis full-face and in profile - get it, sign it. No. Start from afar: first came to a photo of unbuttoned jeans, then panties, and only then ... You get it.

Create intrigue, even if the ending is obvious. Intrigue has never stood in the way of sexual tension.

Take Care Of The Context

By "context" it meant everything that gets into the picture, except for the actual penis. Panties, bed linen - everything should be clean and dispose the girl to further acquaintance in reality. Or, if you already know each other (by "familiar" means sex), continue dating.

So, if you do a dick pic in the reflection in the mirror, make sure that it is clean, not splattered with spots of suspicious origin. If you make a dick pic in the toilet, make sure that the toilet does not appear in the photo from any angle. And if you do a dick pic on the street ... Although, perhaps, never do a d-pick on the street.

Use Your Body

In our climate, which does not involve the year-round beach and half-naked basketball games, going to the gym loses a bit of meaning. Men think like this: why be beautiful and pumped up, if the opportunity to demonstrate their beauty and pumped up is virtually absent? So, dick pic is a great opportunity!

Nobody said that the dick pic should only have a penis? Yes, it is the aesthetic center of the composition, its climax, so to speak. But the environment of the penis is also important. And if your belly is not devoid of cubes, and your chest - pectoralis major and minor, use it!

Turn A Dick Pic Into A Dick Vid

What makes photography different from the video? Besides the fact that the first is static and the second is moving? That's right, sound. Therefore, there is no better way to diversify your dick pic than to record dick it sounds.

What will be the sound, you decide. This can be a factual accompaniment of the material: "Look, my penis sends you hello!" Or just your breathing quickened with excitement. The main thing is that the sound will help you to use another organ of the girl's senses. And this is worth a lot in our times. And at any time, to be honest.